Ted ‘Mad Dog’ McTeddy

Copywriter | Website Counsellor | Pipe Smoker

Ted ‘Mad Dog’ McTeddy knew he wanted to be a marketing copywriter when at the age of six he watched his Uncle Jack sell a crate of milk to a passing herd of cows. Admittedly he didn’t see any money passing from hoof to hand, but the strength of his uncle’s oratory was inspiring to his young and impressionable mind.

Today, Ted loves writing copy and has a keen fascination with marketing. He also knows inanimate objects, animals, and even walking-talking websites have a curious fascination with him. Ted has grown accustomed to the often weird and wonderful conversations he finds himself in with things no one else can see or hear.

Copywriter Ted lives at no. 38 Content Crescent in central London. His Georgian home overlooks a little oval park where he walks early each morning before starting work in his home office. From this pleasant 3rd floor room, he interacts and works with business owners all over the world.

At weekends he likes to visit the local museums, galleries and concert halls, or take off for a few days in his silver 1958 Porsche 356 A Coupe.

The Latest Adventures of Copywriter Ted ‘Mad Dog’ McTeddy

Copywriter Ted and the Wisdom Tooth Extraction

Copywriter Ted ‘Mad Dog’ McTeddy is sitting in the dentist’s chair waiting for the tooth extraction procedure to begin. For a month now his wisdom tooth has been causing pain, swelling and general discomfort. A preliminary check-up last week revealed the tooth was...

Copywriter Ted and the Click Bait Conversation

Ted “Mad Dog” McTeddy sips a caffè macchiato as he listens to Kev discuss blogging strategy. Young Kev, the marketing manager of a mid-sized clothing company, wants to hire Ted as a content strategist to help develop and write their blog. Kev and Ted sit on the...

Copywriter Ted and the Broken Desk Lamp

Yesterday evening Ted’s desk lamp decided to call it quits. She would no longer shine light and companionship across the copywriter’s desk as he worked on client projects from around the world. After ten long years and countless late nights, the lamp would be leaving...

Copywriter Ted and the Wood Pigeon

“Mis-ter Ted, coo-eey!” Copywriter Ted is taking a little stroll through the gardens opposite his home. It’s early morning and most of the neighbours have not yet stirred. There’s a heavy Spring mist enveloping the trees and buildings nearby. Ted loves these quiet and...