The Copywriter’s Cat and the Chattering Widow

“She was watching the swifts Ted. I was too, in her garden. Dozens of them. They were swooping and swirling above our heads against the blue evening sky.” Copywriter Ted is semi-listening to Tiddles the talking cat as he watches the Monaco Grand Prix. She’s perched on...

The Copywriter’s Cat and the Stolen Ham

Copywriter Ted is reclining in his living room on a Classic Eames Lounge Chair meditating on the faint thunder resonating in the distance. It’s been a hot and muggy few days. Despite the very best in air conditioning, the copywriter is hoping the approaching storm...

The Copywriter’s Cat: When Ted Met Tiddles

Ted’s never seen a cat read before. That was until he met Tiddles last week. The Burmese cat had appeared out of the blue one sunny morning and settled herself on the kitchen table during breakfast. There had been an open newspaper next to the copywriter’s bowl of...

Copywriter Ted and the Wisdom Tooth Extraction

Copywriter Ted ‘Mad Dog’ McTeddy is sitting in the dentist’s chair waiting for the tooth extraction procedure to begin. For a month now his wisdom tooth has been causing pain, swelling and general discomfort. A preliminary check-up last week revealed the tooth was...

Copywriter Ted and the Click Bait Conversation

Ted “Mad Dog” McTeddy sips a caffè macchiato as he listens to Kev discuss blogging strategy. Young Kev, the marketing manager of a mid-sized clothing company, wants to hire Ted as a content strategist to help develop and write their blog. Kev and Ted sit on the...

Copywriter Ted and the Broken Desk Lamp

Yesterday evening Ted’s desk lamp decided to call it quits. She would no longer shine light and companionship across the copywriter’s desk as he worked on client projects from around the world. After ten long years and countless late nights, the lamp would be leaving...