The Copywriter’s Cat and the Mouthwash Revenge

Tiddles the cat: “Over at house #4, Jeffrey was trying to get his laptop keyboard to work. Yesterday evening his wife Millicent threw half a bottle of mint mouthwash over him as he sat in his bed listening to a documentary about Scottish inventor and mechanical...

The Copywriter’s Cat and the Stolen Peaches

Tiddles the cat: “Over at house #10, Douglas was standing with his wife Cynthia staring up at their peach tree. He was adamant there had been more ripe peaches on the south facing branches yesterday than there were today. Someone had been busy plucking, and he was...

The Copywriter’s Cat and 12 Bottles of Pee

Tiddles the cat: “Over at house #11, Theresa was getting her lodger to pee in twenty-four glass milk bottles. Monty had been drinking copious amounts of cider all morning, and was looking the worse for wear by the time he’d filled his twelfth bottle of the day. As she...