The Copywriter’s Cat and the Stolen Peaches

Tiddles the cat: “Over at house #10, Douglas was standing with his wife Cynthia staring up at their peach tree. He was adamant there had been more ripe peaches on the south facing branches yesterday than there were today. Someone had been busy plucking, and he was...

The Copywriter’s Cat and 12 Bottles of Pee

Tiddles the cat: “Over at house #11, Theresa was getting her lodger to pee in twenty-four glass milk bottles. Monty had been drinking copious amounts of cider all morning, and was looking the worse for wear by the time he’d filled his twelfth bottle of the day. As she...

The Copywriter’s Cat and the Picnic Speech

Tiddles the cat: “Over at house #9, Roy was practicing a speech in front of a mirror. Tomorrow he’s attending the annual Marxism Picnic Rally and is going to attack the government on austerity and the public-sector pay cap. Roy had told his wife Valerie how he hopes...